the person I used to be
so I carry her —365 Days of Haiku, Day #123 (via idreamof-pb)
i want this job/internship TO LEARN HOW TO DO THESE THINGS WHY IS A PRESS RELEASE A REQ FOR THIS JOB
i literally just thought to myself “wow halloween is almost over” but then i remembered that the entire month of october isnt halloween and halloween is actually only one day and hasnt even started yet
seeing a hot guy walk by like
Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.
It would be a mistake not to
"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"
I made a banner in celebration of Asexual Awareness week! Reblog to spread the message and show your support!
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
they’re driving us into the ground, to see if anything walks away